Things you find bizarre

SacrificialSapphire · Subject: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:31 am

In the future, no one will know what real food is.

We will all be living on microwaved imitations.

Our freezer has in it microwavable pretzels. Ridiculous, in my eyes.

And just today, my dad told me that we've got microwavable cream cheese filled bagels in there too.

They're not that bad, actually. However, I find all this odd. Why bagels? Surely we can spare a moment to spread cream cheese on a bagel.

That's just something I personally find odd.

So, what's odd to you?

Rebecca · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:48 am

Microwavable bagels? I'm sorry, but what the heck?! O.o And prezels too? Do they...taste good?

SacrificialSapphire · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:50 am

I know, right? Ridiculous.

The bagels are pretty good, but the pretzels just SUCK.

So, what's next? Frozen, microwavable... peach cobbler? (Or do they already have that? o_o)

Edit: We've got microwavable French toast in the freezer too. The real thing tastes so much better.

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Rebecca · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:58 am

French toast? O.o
Wow, I've really got to try these things. They don't sound very tasty though, the real thing is usually always better.
I've never had Peach Cobbler...xD

SacrificialSapphire · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:00 am

Eh, if you ever get the bagels, don't listen to the instructions. Microwave them for 30 seconds instead of 20.

Ten seconds is the difference between cold, crunchy cream cheese and pleasantly soft, cool cream cheese.

Having frozen cream cheese melt in your mouth is not as fun as it sounds.

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Rebecca · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:06 am

Ekk, you've made me hungry now. -_-
I wonder if we have anything microwavable in the freezer. That wouldn't be a good idea though since the microwave makes a lot of noice and would probably wake everyone up. Not a good idea to wake up my dad at 5am with a microwave. xD In any case, back on topic: I've noticed that microwave instructions for foods are almost never right. I mean for my popcorn it says to leave it for 1 minute and 30 seconds, but you have to leave it for 2 minutes for it to actually pop completely. O_o

SacrificialSapphire · Subject: Re: Things you find bizarre Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:09 am

I know! I think microwaves are conspiring against us so we'll always have undercooked food...!

...well, maybe not.

Does anyone find it strange that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? *brick'd*

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PRIDEofTOMORROW · Posts: 11 Join date: 2008-08-28 Age: 17 Location: Kentucky

LOL, that was funny, Sapphire.

One thing I find bizarre is that people think I'm a girl. 90% of people I meet on online forums think I'm a girl. I've no idea why.

But microwaveable food sure sounds like it sucks. Smile